All pizzas come with our slow cooked tomato sauce and Fior di Latte mozzarella, unless otherwise stated. Please note our dough is vegan, and we have vegan cheese and gluten free bases also available. All of our pizzas are produced on a line that comes into contact with gluten, milk, soy & pine nuts.

Please call and inform a member of staff of any allergies.

Our 12″ pizzas feed one person and our 18″ pizzas feed two hungry people.

Margherita

Tomato Sauce, Fior di Latte Mozzarella, extra virgin olive oil & fresh basil
£9.9
£19.0

TSB

Tender stem broccoli, parmesan, pine nuts, garlic & olive oil
£12.5
£24.0

HOLY PEPPERONI

Regular pepperoni, smokey gyula pepperoni & nduja sausage
£13.0
£24.5

THE AUBERGINE

Garlic roasted aubergine, parmesan crumb & fresh basil
£12.5
£24.0

THE MAESTRO

Anchovies, capers, black olives & oregano
£12.5
£24.5

UNHOLY PEPPERONI

Double pepperoni, double stacked with hot honey & parmesan
15.5
29.5

THE FULL HOUSE

Pepperoni, fennel sausage, spicy ground beef, mushrooms, mixed peppers & black olives
£14.5
£27.5

NEW PORKER

Sicilian sausage, guindilla chillies, garlic oil, oregano & fresh basil
£13.5
£25.5

SLOPPY G

Spicy ground beef, red onions and guindilla chillies
£13.0
£24.5

GUINDILLAS IN THE MIST

Guindilla chillies, red onion, garlic oil & parmesan
£11.5
£22.0

MR LAVA LAVA

Mushrooms, mixed peppers, black olives, guindilla chillies & chilli flakes
£13.0
£24.5

Herb Your Enthusiasm

Grilled artichokes, olives, red onion & salsa verde
£12.5
£24.0

Texas VBQ

Plant-based THIS™ Isn’t Chicken Nuggets, our housemade bbq sauce, sweetcorn, red onion, guindilla chillies & Holy F*ck Vegan Mayo
£13.5
£25.5

MR LAVA LAVA VEGAN

Vegan mozzarella, mushrooms, mixed peppers, black olives, guindilla chillies & chilli flakes
£13.5
£25.5

Garlic pizza bread

With rosemary & sea salt
£5.0

Garlic pizza bread

With cheese
£6.5

Garlic pizza bread

With cheese & marmite
£6.7

Salad

Mixed leaves, tomato, radish, vinaigrette £4.2

Gordal olives

£4.2

Garlic & Herb

£2.0

XL Garlic & Herb

£3.2

Chimichurri

£2.2

Truffle Mayo

£2.0

Hickory Smoked BBQ

£2.0

The Ribman Holy F*ck Hot Sauce

£2.2

Vegan Holy F*ck Mayo

£2.0

Vegan Garlic & Herb

£2.0

Chilli oil

£1.5
Size Guide
MORE PIZZA FOR YOUR POUND:
One 18” pizza is bigger than two 12” pizzas

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