Margherita
Tomato Sauce, Fior di Latte Mozzarella, extra virgin olive oil & fresh basil
£10.50
£20.0
All pizzas come with our slow cooked tomato sauce and Fior di Latte mozzarella, unless otherwise stated. Please note our dough is vegan, and we have vegan cheese and gluten free bases also available. All of our pizzas are produced on a line that comes into contact with gluten, milk, soy & pine nuts.
Please call and inform a member of staff of any allergies.
Our 12″ pizzas feed one person and our 18″ pizzas feed two hungry people.
TSB
Tender stem broccoli, parmesan, pine nuts, garlic & olive oil
£13.0
£24.5
HOLY PEPPERONI
Regular pepperoni, smokey gyula pepperoni & nduja sausage
£13.5
£25.5
MEEEAT CAROLINE
Our Womens EURO 2025 Special, topped with pepperoni, sicilian sausage, spicy ground beef and jalapenos. 50p from every pizza sold will be donated to Goals 4 Girls
£15.0
£28.5
THE AUBERGINE
Garlic roasted aubergine, parmesan crumb & fresh basil
£13.5
£25.5
NEW PORKER
Sicilian sausage, guindilla chillies, garlic oil, oregano & fresh basil
£14.0
£26.5
THE FULL HOUSE
Pepperoni, fennel sausage, spicy ground beef, mushrooms, mixed peppers & black olives
£15.5
£29.5
SLOPPY G
Spicy ground beef, red onions & guindilla chillies
£13.50
£25.50
UNHOLY PEPPERONI
Double pepperoni, double stacked with hot honey & parmesan
£16.0
£30.5
GUINDILLAS IN THE MIST
Guindilla chillies, red onion, garlic oil & parmesan
£12.5
£23.5
MR LAVA LAVA
Mushrooms, mixed peppers, black olives, guindilla chillies & chilli flakes
£13.0
£24.5
VEGAN MARGHERITA
Vegan mozzarella, extra virgin olive oil & fresh basil
£11.5
£22.0
AMERICAN NOT
Vegan mozzarella, vegan pepperoni & guindilla chillies
£13.5
£25.5
MR LAVA LAVA VEGAN
Vegan mozzarella, mushrooms, mixed peppers, black olives, guindilla chillies & chilli flakes
£13.5
£25.5
Garlic pizza bread
With rosemary & sea salt
£5.5
Garlic pizza bread
With cheese
£6.7
Garlic pizza bread
With cheese & marmite
£7.5
Salad
Mixed leaves, tomato, radish, vinaigrette
£4.2
Gordal olives
£4.2
Garlic & Herb
£2.0
XL Garlic & Herb
£3.5
The VAR Dip
£2.2
Chimichurri
£2.3
Hickory Smoked BBQ
£2.0
Truffle Mayo
£2.3
The Ribman Holy F*ck Hot Sauce
£2.3
Vegan Holy F*ck Mayo
£2.0
Vegan Garlic & Herb
£2.0
Chilli oil
£1.5
Size Guide
MORE PIZZA FOR YOUR POUND:
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