All pizzas come with our slow cooked tomato sauce and Fior di Latte mozzarella, unless otherwise stated. Please note our dough is vegan, and we have vegan cheese and gluten free bases also available. All of our pizzas are produced on a line that comes into contact with gluten, milk, soy & pine nuts.

Please call and inform a member of staff of any allergies.

Our 12″ pizzas feed one person and our 18″ pizzas feed two hungry people.

Margherita

Tomato Sauce, Fior di Latte Mozzarella, extra virgin olive oil & fresh basil
£9.5
£18.0

TSB

Tender stem broccoli, parmesan, pine nuts, garlic & olive oil
£11.5
£22.0

HOLY PEPPERONI

Regular pepperoni, smokey gyula pepperoni & nduja sausage
£12.5
£24.0

GUINDILLAS IN THE MIST

Guindilla chillies, red onion, garlic oil & parmesan
£11.5
£22.0

THE AUBERGINE

Garlic roasted aubergine, parmesan crumb & fresh basil
£12.5
£24.0

NEW PORKER

Sicilian sausage, guindilla chillies, garlic oil, oregano & fresh basil
£13.0
£24.5

THE FULL HOUSE

Pepperoni, fennel sausage, spicy ground beef, mushrooms, mixed peppers & black olives
£14.0
£26.5

THE TAYYABS PIZZA

Our latest collab with Tayyabs! Topped with Karahi lamb keema (halal), fresh coriander & fior di latte mozzarella on our classic tomato sauce base. Do not forget to add a a mint raita dip on the side!
£13.0
£24.5

MR LAVA LAVA

Mushrooms, mixed peppers, black olives, guindilla chillies & chilli flakes
£12.5
£24.5

SLOPPY G

House made spicy ground beef, red onion, guindilla chillies & chilli flakes
13.0
£24.5

Herb Your Enthusiasm

Grilled artichokes, olives, red onion & salsa verde
12.0
22.5

No Porker

Vegan nduja, vegan mozzarella, guindilla chillies & garlic oil
12.50
24.0

Texas VBQ

Plant-based THIS™ Isn’t Chicken Nuggets, our housemade bbq sauce, sweetcorn, red onion, guindilla chillies & Holy F*ck Vegan Mayo
13.0
24.5

MR LAVA LAVA VEGAN

Vegan mozzarella, mushrooms, mixed peppers, black olives, guindilla chillies & chilli flakes
13.0
24.5

Garlic pizza bread

With rosemary & sea salt
£4.7

Garlic pizza bread

With cheese
£6

Garlic pizza bread

With cheese & marmite
£6.5

Salad

Mixed leaves, tomato, radish, vinaigrette £4.2

Gordal olives

£3.8

Garlic & Herb

£1.8

XL Garlic & Herb

£3.0

Chimichurri

£2.0

Truffle Mayo

£2.0

Hickory Smoked BBQ

£1.8

The Ribman Holy F*ck Hot Sauce

Vegan Holy F*ck Mayo

£1.8

Vegan Garlic & Herb

£1.8

Chilli oil

£1.2

Mint Raita

£1.5
Size Guide
MORE PIZZA FOR YOUR POUND:
One 18” pizza is bigger than two 12” pizzas

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